Welcome all, to my blog. From this point forward, you can call me R0oster, or nothing at all, or cockfarmer if it pleases you. For the sake of my own pride, however, I’m gonna go with Rooster.

Alright, glad you’re still here. So, this page is here for one main reason; to tell stories. To chronicle all the crazy shit, and funny business that I, and my assorted group of ridiculous friends, experience.

These might not go down in history with the likes of Shakespeare and Harry Potter. But at least we’ll have these to look back on in years to come.  What the Fuck are we without nostalgia, eh?

So read on. Enjoy yoself. And peace out.